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Never ever have a dog, be friendly to a dog, appreciate dogs, give humans the sense you appreciate them forcing you to be near dogs, or pet a dog just to prove to someone that you’re a caring human being.
The advantages of this are many.
1. Dogs are smelly
2. Dogs are dirty (and don’t give me that “their mouth is cleaner than ours” stuff)
3. Dogs are expensive
4. Dogs cannot grow into thinking human beings.
5. Dogs do not understand english.
6. Dogs need to have their waste picked up after them.
7. Dogs bark loudly and this is irritating.
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