A Somewhat Systematic Cataloguing of Systematic Approaches to Everything
Pet Dogs. Pet sit a dog. Take dogs for walks. Love dogs. Don’t mind dogs.
Yes. This is truth.
You just have to see that a bad dog is only bad because of its upbringing. All it needs is affection, exercise, and discipline.
Watch the Dog Whisperer and all will become clear.
The first thing to consider in dealing with mice is to keep your household clean and keep food in the kitchen, and stored away. Having a home where the smell of food is in constant supply in all of the rooms of the house will only serve to attract mice and insects to your pad.
Once it’s discovered you have mice, there are a few approaches to take. Regular mouse traps work, but they kill. Sticky traps don’t kill, but they torture. There are friendly mouse traps that work and don’t kill, but you have to take your mouse friend outside, and who knows, if you don’t go far enough away they may work their way right back to your house. There are friendly mouse traps you can make yourself. Here are some instructions for making your own humane mouse trap.
From a systems standpoint, you first have to define your values (is killing a mouse a big problem for you?) and then proceed from there.
Love ants with all your heart. Ants are the second most beloved creature of the non-human variety. The first is bees. Ants, for the most part, are safe, not invasive, friendly, smart, hard-working, and extremely organized. They are not dirty, and they are strong.
system G1.1
Never ever have a dog, be friendly to a dog, appreciate dogs, give humans the sense you appreciate them forcing you to be near dogs, or pet a dog just to prove to someone that you’re a caring human being.
The advantages of this are many.
1. Dogs are smelly
2. Dogs are dirty (and don’t give me that “their mouth is cleaner than ours” stuff)
3. Dogs are expensive
4. Dogs cannot grow into thinking human beings.
5. Dogs do not understand english.
6. Dogs need to have their waste picked up after them.
7. Dogs bark loudly and this is irritating.
system G1.1
Do not have pets, except maybe fish.
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