Dogs

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Never ever have a dog, be friendly to a dog, appreciate dogs, give humans the sense you appreciate them forcing you to be near dogs, or pet a dog just to prove to someone that you’re a caring human being.

The advantages of this are many.

1. Dogs are smelly

2. Dogs are dirty (and don’t give me that “their mouth is cleaner than ours” stuff)

3. Dogs are expensive

4. Dogs cannot grow into thinking human beings.

5. Dogs do not understand english.

6. Dogs need to have their waste picked up after them.

7. Dogs bark loudly and this is irritating.

11 Responses to “Dogs”


  1. 1 dogallergies June 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    people are smelly
    People are dirty
    Peoples mouths can give you disease, a dog’s cant’
    People are really expensive
    Most people are not thinking, just mindless robots
    Dogs understand sounds, my husband does not understand english
    I have a shit of a husband that lives in my house and won’t leave. He wouldn’t make a good dog. He’s an ass hole.
    People are always irritating and are very loud.

  2. 2 systemsally July 3, 2008 at 3:03 am

    Let’s say I need to get some homework done.
    In one case, I turn up really distracting music, and write with my opposite hand. and then I say “Boy, it’s so hard to get my work done! this music is really distracting and writing with my opposite hand is so difficult!” That’s dogs.

    In another case, there’s construction outside, and my neighbors are blasting music, and my hand hurts just because and I’m tired. and then I say “Boy, it’s so hard to get my work done with all this noise, and my hand hurting and being so tired.” That’s humans.

    The only difference really is that if you know something is smelly, dirty, expensive, mindless, intolerable, loud, stupid, why would you choose to have it around and then complain about it? Humans are around, we don’t have a choice about that. We can complain, and grow tolerant. But why bother complaining, why bother becoming tolerant, when you are the one who chose to have a dog in the first place? They were perfectly happy being ravenous violent wolves before we brought them into our homes and forced them to wear stupid clothes and projected all of our desperate pleas for love and attention onto them.

  3. 3 tsanchez July 11, 2008 at 2:58 am

    You’re an asshole. Dogs are great. I agree with dogallergies. Dogs are better than people. They don’t whine and complain, most of them like to work and regardless of what anyone says – my dogs do understand english. I live in Puerto Rico – it’s spanish that they don’t understand. And besides, dogs don’t hurt you – people do.

  4. 5 Jimminy C September 23, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Good post – stirs things up a bit. I like dogs but not all dogs kinda like people – like some of them and cant stand many of them.

  5. 6 Rahul Sarangdhar September 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Your writing sounds very true & honest. Keep it up.

  6. 7 littlemissjackie October 16, 2008 at 1:41 am

    I was sorry to read your post. It sounds like you must have known some very unpleasant dogs. My brother dog Dillon and I try really hard to let our Mom and Dad know we love them and are thankful for their love in return. We aren’t perfect and I’m sure we’re annoying sometimes – Mom says lots of people are that way too. But, Mom also says that some people just aren’t dog people, and that’s okay.

  7. 8 systemsally October 17, 2008 at 3:58 am

    Littlemissjackie,
    Your post was very nice and sweet. Please see my new post http://systemsally.wordpress.com/2008/09/23/attention-new-dog-system-dont-mind-dogs/ about how much I love dogs now!

  8. 9 jazz14456 November 6, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    i like dogs

  9. 10 all about my dog November 26, 2008 at 1:00 am

    I am glad you have seen the light! Dogs are the greatest thing there is, they will be your best friend in the world! Glad to hear it!

  10. 11 Dog Store Guy September 14, 2009 at 5:19 am

    why do you need to project such negativity to the world?


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